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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
(www.independent.co.uk)
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Your intestines should not be in your lungs. If they are, probably skip to prayer because the doctors might not make it in time.
He had an incision from surgery, in his abdomen. It came out that way.
They’re joking about the sneeze meaning it shot out his mouth from inside his lungs.
No, that's actually how I envisioned this. 😵