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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon doesn't like simps (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Take valid social commentary about capitalism's commodification of intimate relationships and the impact that has on our ideas of dating

Turn it into ridiculous, hyperbolic, misogynistic, victim complex nonsense

Oh yeah, we're greentexting today.

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They always get so close

[–] maniii@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Yup. If they skip all the steps until the end, there would be no need to go through that wall of green text :'D