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3h 54m 1h 47m

Episode 83: Ruidus

After meeting with various important Exandrian figures trying to plot along with you, with what is happening on Ruidus and how to stop it. You put yourselves forward as the ones to do this "intel mission' to figure out as much as you can about the goings on so the Exandrian forces can plan accordingly, when the time is right. In doing so, you rallied yourselves, and with the help of The Voice of The Tempest, you snuck into the Tishtan Excavation Site once more, seeing them bolstering their defenses, new technology being incorporated into the surroundings of the key itself.
You stealthed past many members of the Ruby Vanguard and the Reiloran defenses. Attempting to climb the Malleus Key, it seemed that combat was a necessity . After some, "not quite as smooth" stealth attempts had transpired, but i think, overall, you managed to climb towards the top piecemeal, somewhat rickety map piece, of an advancement to the Malleus Key, my apologies. But in doing so, you damaged and distracted a number of the surrounding guard in the vicinity.
You fought the Thought Eater, one of the various powerful mystic Reilorans that was guarding the spot behind Otohan Thull, who had darted off towards the distraction that had been built by the remaining forces of the Exandrian mines. Upon climbing it, did so while also bringing along with you a possum-transformed juggernaut.
As you all found yourselves being thrust through the energy blast that is the Bloody Bridge, you found yourselves now standing on the surface of the red moon of ill omen, Ruidus, Looking up you can see a portion of the sky is now encompassed by the beautiful, glowing blue-0green sight of your home world, Exandria. And as your eyes come down on the ace around you, on the horizon you can see the majority of which is clouded in ever-shifting, either away or towards you, roiling dust storms of red in the distance, the dappled stars above still being slowly consumed by the ever prominent and dangerous-looking storms, very familiar to you.
As you look into tbe space around you, you can see the glow of the ground around where the Bloody Bridge arrives here, filling the space with reddish energy and beyond that, you see what looks to be a makeshift encampment. There are built walls of bone and glass and stone that have been put together in a ramshod manner. You can see there are tents and small structures surrounding this, like a temporary military encampment had been built around this arrival site.
You can see there is a large pillar with a bell hanging on it. You can see there's the weird, reddish plant material, almost like a scrub brush that is growing and grasping onto bits of exposed stone around here, the first real sign in person of vegetation on this land, though unfamiliar in some odd ways. You can see spires of strange rock poking through the ground in places, like the very presence of the magic of the Bloody Bridge is tearing and pulling elements up from the ground beneath.
But this is an encampment and you have no idea how many people may or may not be in it, and you know there's something coming behind you, likely very soon.


Previous Episode "Rush for the Bloody Bridge"

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[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago


"Why the snag not?"
"He'll probably get more visits on his OnlySams."

[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago


"Children..."

[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

♪Episode Song References♪

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Highlights

  • 00:08:18 Travis successfully throws a metal d20 at Sam's vulnerable genitals in Snag tights.
    Sam:"You got me in the dick!"
    Travis:"It took me two, but the second one was true!"
    Ashley:"Let me try! Let me try!" Liam offers a large 2" diameter, sharp-edged glass icosohedron.
  • 00:16:32 Fan Art Momment Possum chewing on F.C.G.'s wheel.
  • 00:30:50 Romantic Ghostbusters Moment Travis:"It just popped in there."
    Laura:"Ray."
  • 00:32:49 Sam:"If a werewolf is on the moon, is it always a "full moon"?
    Imogen:"How do you feel, Chet?"
    Travis: (mimes muscle growth on his arms, looks at his crotch and looks at Laura with a grin)
  • 00:40:47 Travis:"I hate this post!"
    Taliesin:"They are Not all badasses."
  • 00:43:43 Ashley's hand dance.
  • 00:47:55 Chetney:"That's my boy."
  • 00:53:17 Fearne:"The Fuck did that come from?!"
  • 00:53:37 Ashley's "no-look" natural 20.
  • 00:55:06 Sam:"But why does Mister do so much more?" Callback to the running gag of Sam repeatedly dissing Laura's familiar bear, Trinket.
    The old homicidal urges return and Laura grabs a weapon.
    Travis quickly reacts, "No, no. No, no. Save it, save it."
  • 00:56:26 Travis:"Yeah, I'll keep moving forward, having felt Orym pull out of my hand..."
    Liam and Laura exchange a look and lose it.
  • 00:57:08 Travis:"...with my belly in the dirt." This raises the hypothetical question regarding his arousal being a werewolf on the moon. Is Chetney "plowing" the Moon with his "red rocket"?
  • 00:58:51 Sam communicates to Laura that by using charges on his staff for the "Pass Wall" spell, he has depleted the number of charges needed to teleport back to Exandria with it.
  • 01:00:41 Travis and Liam are meerkats.
  • 01:01:41 Fearne using her bottom deer half to rustle a dust cloud, like chinchillas or deer mice. Fan Art Moment Fearne doing the chinchilla dusting with Imogen watching and saying, "Cool."
  • 01:03:54 Marisha:"There was a door the whole fucking time?!"
    Matt:"No one looked." Travis:"Yeah, that's fair."
  • 01:07:07 Sam:"Oh, that's right. We don't know." Old callback to saying "You dont know" in a cheesy "neener neener" teasing voice ever since the Second Campaign.
  • 01:08:38 Taliesin:"There, by for the grace of something we go." Reference to the line "There, but for the grace of God, go I." made famous by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in his Sherlock Holmes stories, though the origins of the quote are still disputed.
  • 01:15:00 Poor "guy in the tent"
  • 01:18:36 Laudna pellets.
    Taliesin:"You found a magic item." (mimes dissecting a pellet)
  • 01:25:20 "Here's Johnny" The Shining
  • 01:25:50 Laura:"I can't stress to you enough how much I wanted that Gudetama Mug."
  • 01:30:17 We learn F.C.G. has a high deception check. A being with little emotional development seeking to become an authority on psychology and religion with a high deception. Total Cult Leader stats.
  • 01:38:10 Liam begins a round of queef jokes, "Orym turns around and says, 'We need to queef out of here, let's go.'"
    INTERMISSION As you've now ascended into the lower atmosphere of Ruidus, the red Moon of Ill Omen, storms roiling at all sides and below you, the sight of the Bloody Bridge, its singular red beam firing past you into the sky above where it strikes down with a beautiful blue planet, Exandria. Where do you go and what do you do?
  • 02:04:59 Travis:"My virility is off the charts."
  • 02:25:00 Sam:"You don't know." callback
  • 02:43:50 Liam"We're here for recon."
  • 02:47:27 Dork the Ox was a pre-stream lesson about the Bag of Holding and air supply.
  • 02:52:40 Ashley:"We're in sync."
    Sam:"Children. Absolute children."
  • 02:58:44 Chetney:"Keep our eyes out for anything Seelie in nature."
  • 03:02:44 "Wake us."
  • 03:26:58

The Gang Dismember a Corpse

  • 03:28:33 Laura:"I wanna do it deeper."
  • 03:29:50 Chetney:"My Three Sons"
  • 03:30:58 Sam:"It's like a hot dog... made of lips and asshole."
  • 03:31:51 Travis:"'nother Sick Day comin'."
  • 03:39:13 "Acting casual" silly dance.
[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago


"Moon Pearls."

[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Travis and Liam as meerkats:

[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's a mid-episode level-up! Bells Hells are now level 12.

Of the multiclassed characters:

  • Chetney takes an 11th level in Blood Hunter (https://www.critrolestats.com/levels-chetney) making him (Blood Hunter 11, Rogue 1) granting him an Order Feature:
    At 11th level, you learn to unleash and control more of the beast within. You can use your Hybrid Transformation feature twice, regaining all expended uses when you finish a short or long rest. Your hybrid form also gains the following additional benefit.
    Lycan Regeneration At the start of each of your turns when you have at least 1 hit point but fewer hit points than half your hit point maximum, you gain hit points equal to 1 + your Constitution modifier (minimum of 1). If you are in hybrid form, you gain these hit points before you must make the saving throw for your bloodlust.
  • Laudna a 9th level in Sorcerer (https://www.critrolestats.com/levels-laudna) making her (Sorceror 9, Warlock 3) granting a 5th level spell slot and another at (Sorceror 10) on top of the Metamagic ability.
  • Fearne takes a third level of Rogue with a subclass of Arcane Trickster (https://www.critrolestats.com/levels-fearne) making her (Druid 9, Rogue 3) Arcane Trickster granting disguise self, mage hand, and 2 first level spell slots

And The Rest Here on Gilligan's Island

  • Ashton stays single class (barbarian) Wiki shows lvl 12 Gives Ability Score Improvement and Proficiency Versatitliy
  • FCG takes another cleric level just like Ashton + Ability Score Improvement and Proficiency Verstility, next level (13) in cleric grants a 7th level spell slot.
  • Orym stays single class (fighter) ASI and PV
  • Imogen stays single class (sorceror) ASI and Sorcerous Versatility
[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago


Dice for throwing at Sam's junk.


Nat 20 rolled... for what again?


Marisha's... delicious burp?

[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Battle Maps!

[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sam's Flask


What's Robbie looking at?
Wrong answers only.

[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

nsfw spoiler (click to reveal)

[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Adorable Mugs


Gudetama mug.

Some of you might say that eggs are not considered adorable or cute. Counter point:

I Love Egg HD

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