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[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Ms Lister,

Rrrrawrrr RRRRaAArrR roaaAARR ROOAr roarr ROAAar rrrRooaarr rroAARR ROoaar.

RRRAR, Bear

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's so bizarre to me that people are taking this so personally. Usually I don't associate myself personally with the concept of "random asshole" and tend to have a pretty poor opinion of said random asshole.

People actually taking a probability and risk assessment statement as if it's talking about them.

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[-] Crass_Spektakel@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I read her post some days ago and thought "she got some kinky humor".

Now I think "She has no humor at all and was dead serious".

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[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I'm a guy and I'd probably pick a bear over a random person. At least with a bear I know it's not safe. A person? Could be useful, could be aggressive and follow me, etc. I know enough to know that I'd have no idea if the person was telling the truth about anything survival related.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I'm a man, but can I still pick bear? I don't really like being around strange people.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

what kinda bear we talking? Black bear, grizzly bear, teddy bear, a large anthropomorphic bear? I mean come on we need something to work with here.

Frankly, i'd rather be out in the woods alone, but that's because i don't like people.

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[-] lath@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Honestly I'd rather have the man. I would stand a chance against him. Can't say the same about a bear.

[-] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Do not let the 1% divide the sexes.

Solidarity amongst all human beings, and whatever gender they may be.

That said, people who are a smaller stature deserve the ability to defend themselves from other larger individuals. I wonder how the handmaids tale would have gone if all the women had AK-47s?

SocialistRA.org

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I wonder how the handmaids tale would have gone if all the women had AK-47s?

This is known as 'The Nazi Gun Control Argument.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_gun_control_argument

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[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

How do people have the energy for all this

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[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You know what? If I’m out in the woods alone I’m probably having some me time and I don’t want any women around anyway. Go hang out with the bear.

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[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

A gay bear would indeed be the safer choice

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[-] wick@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This entire conversation is ridiculous from start to finish.

[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Yes keep fighting on twitter while the ruling class take away your rights.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Depends on the bear

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