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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I swear to God I'm nuking the next guy who says shenanigans

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey Russia, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's the chain's Anglo/Irish name. In Russia they're known as Tchotchke's.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 6 months ago

Are they gonna question my lack of flair?

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That protest sign is… weird. I’m gonna assume something got lost in translation

[–] FocusFire@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

translacion*

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah I'm not sure if it's an outright threat or "Yankees go home"

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

I've been pondering it for hours... 98% it's a threat about kidnapping Americans, put the word "ransom" in place of "bonus". A non native English speaker could easily confuse the two words. It's like when you are in a hurry and the precise word in another language escapes you for a moment, but you toss in a placeholder, knowing that the person you're talking with will fill in the right word from conversational context. This is a shitty vetsion of "Look at me. I am the Captain now."

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Credibility alert: based on this article, the situation in Africa looks quite horrible from a US/NATO perspective. I know China and Russia are trying to expand there, but do we think they are just filling the vacuum, or were they the one to initiate some military coups?

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

There are a few people in the Army who are world-class champions at "you leave you move you vanish". They went to a lot of trouble to import their Xboxes to Niger. Do not enter random shitty quarters and touch xboxes.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Looking forward to continuation of the Battle of Khasham series in the MIC Universe 🍿

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 6 months ago

No.

No I do not like Africa.