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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Do it for both lol

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 5 points 5 months ago

All that performance enhancing Geritol.

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I'd like to test Trump's resistance to several drugs all at once. A Brompton cocktail test

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works -3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Drug test everyone holding a government paid position, daily.

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