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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 16 points 4 months ago

topped with Salmon Furikake.

It's absolutely delicious but my wife is making me eat it in the basement so i thought y'all might appreciate.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is some prehistoric crime right here

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Late reply, but this is probably very similar to what most humans ate historically. Just little bits of this and that, smoked / dried / ground, etc. Before the age of agriculture, bread and beer.

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I usually use smoked sardines, nutritional yeast, flax seed

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

my people!

everyone in this house shuns me