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[โ€“] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

LOL ๐Ÿ˜…...so you got a cup of coffee โ˜•, you wait, it gets cold ๐Ÿฅถ....how is that even possible?!!!

[โ€“] yemmly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

By boiling special magical water

[โ€“] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

You have to pay the bill so that makes sense

[โ€“] docoptix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Didn't Einstein work on some of the compression technology that went into refrigeration? Pretty sure he had something to do with it.

[โ€“] user134450@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Nope, not compression tech. The Einstein refrigerator is an absorption refrigerator and these don't use compressors.

[โ€“] nao@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

who has a window like that

[โ€“] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Americans. Wider belly needs wider windows.

[โ€“] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

Its a placebo your room isn't actually cooling down. The power companies just want to charge you more money.

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