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The specific thing you spend the most time doing instead of the actual job you're being paid to do is your new profession. What's your new job title? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by TheLameSauce@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'm now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I'd ascend to such heights, I'm terrible at magic lol

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[–] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (12 children)

Coffee taster..

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am 😁

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I gave up in my second month of grinding for rare vertebrae for the Bone Dragon. Glad to know more patient people have fun with KoL. GLHF

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Using KolMafia for configurable automation and tons of other helpful scripts and the wiki to look stuff up helps tremendously! If I had to go without either, I'd probably burn out pretty fast too lol

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

I had the wiki then, did not know about the mods. This was, maybe, 2007 lol

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Pro golfer or sword fighter. Can't complain

[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well, I would be a comic book creator... With video game screenshots.

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm a professional drinker.

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

VR game level designer. Neat!

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 7 months ago

Professional Guinea pig Petter

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago

Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Tobacconist and Sommelier.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

Tracing shapes & cutting them out.

It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.

And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. 🫠

[–] borrina@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

I’m a nanny! 😄

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Professional click hero

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Dad

[–] razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I really hope everyone’s answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.

[–] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 2 points 7 months ago

You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Dogsitter, probably, since I work from home and thus "sit" my own dog all the time

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 7 months ago

Looks like I'm a professional sleeper...

Time for some OT! 😴

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Nazi Hunter.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 months ago

Fucking-off Engineer.

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

I mostly proofread serialized web fiction, but I dabble in social media.

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

either driver or student.

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