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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Bitchin'...

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That's show business, folks!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

unsimulated

seems like an unnecessarily extra word. you could just say 'included live piercing, sexual intercourse and blah blah..

[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

ofc its germany /lh

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

why were we wasting medical resources on Germans?

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

yinglet theatre B)>

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