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[–] i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What is a man?! Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!

https://youtu.be/QfJE5Oin1Ag

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

If Men want to feel like Men then they have ways to deal with their insecurity:

Redo their own plumbing, twice. Once to change things and again to fix the problem they caused.

Chop firewood.

Build a furnace that you're only going to use like 4 times, ever.

50 pushups. If not reaching it makes you sad, start skipping numbers.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Redo their own plumbing, twice. Once to change things and again to fix the problem they caused.

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.

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[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

LOL! Almost that exact phrase is what I use whenever my wife asks me why I'm peeing outside in my backyard instead of just going inside to the bathroom.

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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Every man is by definition a man and feels like one.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 days ago (44 children)

I'm stumped at the simple task of trying to imagine what does imply to "feel like a man".

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You listen to Shania Twain’s hit Man! I Feel Like A Woman backwards

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