as an experienced 100x ninja rockstar myself, those are exactly the kind of people you don't want pushing patches to systems like this - they know just enough to be dangerous. Unless, of course, you want to move fast and break the, uhh, US Treasury... in which case, critical support

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago

Rockstar code shinobi

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

juche-rose has an opportunity to do something very funny

[–] droplet6585@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 days ago

And here I thought the money was the one thing you couldn't fuck with.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Testing new code in production...

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Break out the whiskey. We're done. This is as stupid as walking into bear country in late fall with raw meat strapped to your limbs. Could it end okay? Sure. But it's the dumbest possible thing you could do in that time and place.