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I guess that house wasn't abandoned
So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?
Removing mold stains from wood flooring.
"How to Clean Leather Sandals"
I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.
Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful
Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
I got How to Get Bulbasaur in PokΓ©mon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.
Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that's it anyway.
"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"
I hope someone tells my new job I've died!
I guess from shrinking stomach
How to wash a chest binder.
...I'm not afab???
You can eat any plant⦠at least once.
How to drop a gas tank.
Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.
I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
I die building a pigeon coop.
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(
I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.
I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.
https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!