I zone out and feel like I’ve been in there for hours, then I exit and it’s been eight minutes. I don’t understand why, but the shower completely removes my perception of time (normally one of my better skills). Luckily, it doesn’t go the other way.
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I don't know what it is for other people, but I am hypersensory, so I am basically catatonic 90% of the time in the shower.
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I do it to wake up. I am a boulder. Hard to get started but cannot stop until I drop when I do.
Well at least you're the boulder. I'm definitely Sisyphus, because it's always stupid hard to start, and about when I think I've accomplished something it rolls all the way back down and I have to restart it all again. Just with less energy and hope than before.
Staring into nothingness etc is literally what you're doing in there, so you answered the question. But I don't think the questioner misunderstood anything or was accusing you of anything, they just wondered why it takes you so long.
I listen to music while in the shower. My playlist is kind of l large, okay?
if i wash my hair (it's long) i'm in there for an additional 20 minutes. Outside of that, yeah no im just vibing.