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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Weird how kings re-writing the Bible over and over again for thousands of years got rid of all the good stuff and left all the horrible shit....

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I mean, it still has the good stuff. Churches just focus on the parts that blame the working class.

I started going to a progressive church (mainly bc my dad made me lol) and it's SO INTERESTING learning about how the Bible is literally just the most basic "be nice to each other, you dumbasses" and people will take it and start beating each other over it

A few weeks ago they had the head of the local mosque to talk about Palestine along with an Activist that visited there. It was mainly educational where you could ask questions and stuff.

I personally am not particularly religious in the idea that God personally effects everything but it's damn neat once you stop nitpicking every little thing like other churches and look with an open mind.

For example, the first depiction of a baptism in the new testament was someone who didn't fit in the binary man/woman social standards. He (iirc) had his balls removed for religious reasons. The proper 'old testament' way of getting baptized wouldn't let him in, so they went to a river instead. Most churches tell it like this, but you can interpret it as the new testament is open to people outside the social rules (specifically gender) and is saying to accept all.

Probably not 100% accurate as I'm telling a retelling that I forgot part of (thanks, ADHD) but that's just an example.

I really don't feel too strongly about religion though. I don't want to sound like a full Bible supporter in every way, ethics and just being nice are way more important than what an old book says to me.
I was essentially shoved through a normal church and learned to shut it all out as... trans ..., but it's been super cool to learn about how its not what conservatives say it is.

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

A lot of the last half of the New Testament (the books that are "A letter to [the churtch at] " ) spends a decent amount of time on "don't trust someone just because they say they are holy" and "please stop trying to police other people's faith and behavior".

Nothing will make you more frustrated with self-righteous Christians, especially Republican/right-wing christians, than reading the Bible.

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[–] Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago

"Watch me backflip onto this this market table to make space for the MAGA hats" - Jesus 'The Donald' Christ.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

of course not. god goes with red wine. money goes with white wine.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

White "whine"

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I would have gone sideways and said "Willem Dafoe"!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

So they rationalize it that god is money

[–] Guns0rWeD13@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

don't care. destroy all religion for the future of humanity.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (17 children)

Jesus literally REFUSED to be dragged into ideological politics of his time (John 6:10-15)

He even defied those who tried to put him to test and force a political statement come from him against the current political leader, the Caesar, by trying to have him a forced position on taxes (Mark 12:13-17)

All this makes sense, as he himself said about himself and his followers that they are not part of this world (John 15:19)

He LITERALLY made his teaching revolve around god's kingdom, not any human ideology (Matthew 6:9, 10)

I mean FUCK, even Satan himself offered him to be the ruler of the whole FUCKING world and he rejected it flat out (John 14:30)

He did care about people, and alleviated the physical suffering of many, but he made clear his and his followers priority should be preaching and teaching God’s word (Mark 1:32-38)

And why wouldn't he, after all, part of his teachings are that all the world governments and ideologies are to be destroyed. (Revelation 16:14) Every. Single. one.

So anyone using his teachings to attack whoever and linking him to your ideology, calling him a representative of brand of collectivism, should get down from any high horse they think they are, it's not doing you or them any favor and they clearly don't know what they are talking about.

Case in point, people talking about a hell existing in the bible when there is none. That's basically all it takes

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (4 children)

You make Jesus sound like a socialist

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[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago

He was absolutely not adverse to fucking some shit up when he wasn't happy either. Not big into Forex.

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