this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
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[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

Burnt joker + high card maxxing is OP

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Flush

It's almost always playable

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 19 hours ago

Especially with the deck that only has hearts and spades. Probably my best success rate with that one.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

My most successful runs almost always seem to be flush into five flush using DNA. The scaling with couple of blue seals is nuts.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 23 hours ago

Full house, transitioning to 5 of a kind. Can be annoying to get going, but with just a bit of deck fixing it goes hard

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

Ah, yes, the hidden hand: Full Clown

all in on two pair

Stack the jeans

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 21 hours ago

I'm a flush, switch to high card kinda guy

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

See I had no idea what this was about but now I know thanks to Dave the diver

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

With endless amounts of money, he still uses a webcam from 1998.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 1 points 1 day ago

two pair, bc it's the only one I ever fucking see

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Me my last 10+ runs. Jimbo hates me.