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Dog toys vs Cat toys [Sarah Anderson] in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Goddamn, that joke is terrible. Well done, op, I'm proud of you!

marketing in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Dude would've ran out of bullets

For those trying to cope in these trying times in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Is that a forgiveness frog? Guybrush Threepwood would be proud!

Skelator denies lurking in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Anthem Blue Cross Plans Won't Cover Anesthesia for Entire Length of Surgeries That Exceed Time Limit in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Lol Logitech has already tried.

Astronaut Sacrifice [Pitch Black] in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

For the first one, you can use a smaller boom.

Astronaut Sacrifice [Pitch Black] in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
Crypto boss eats banana art he bought for $6.2 million in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's even worse than that. The banana isn't the actual thing valued at that price. It's the exhibit, an abstract arbitrary concept. The banana and duct tape get replaced periodically. This person is just eating a banana for the attention.

When you walk into /c/lemmyshitpost to introduce a daily meme series of every line of dialogue from The Room (2003) [Day 1] in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

What have you done?

Stuffing in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Still better than my mother in law's.

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Never change, Internet. Check out his new title (lemmy.world)
 
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[mod reminder] Please read the rules (lemmy.world)
 

Hey everyone. Here's a friendly reminder to be mindful of our rules. Particularly rule 1:

  1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

We deal with enough hate and vitriol in real life. It will not be tolerated here as well. Please report any offending comments and we'll nip it in the bud as soon as we can.

Let's keep this as a friendly little community where we can make stupid, stupid jokes.

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Almost forgot to photograph the holiday Mojito pitcher (lemmy.world)
 

Hey everyone. As promised, here's what I did for the holiday. It's a classic mojito mix, made with freshly picked key limes. This is actually the 3rd pitcher, so pardon the lack of visual flair.

And before anyone asks, I don't use a specific recipe or ratio. I built to taste based on the palate of the people I'm with. Some of my family like it weak and mild sweetness, so I have the bottle of rum for floating and made a simple syrup for the family who are speedrunning diabetes.

I've been making these since I was 6, feel free to ask me about any of it!

Happy Turkey Day!

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No turning left on this left turn only lane. (lemmy.world)
 
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