Dude goes to the park for a bit, his friend brings him a sandwich. They talk about the future, and immediately get genocided. 80 hours later, the dude kills god
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Man goes to a doctor's appointment, ends up at the bottom of the ocean, kills himself, saves humanity, and spends eternity with his robot gf.
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You are a family man with a secret identity that loves coffee.
My recent favorite here. This one might be a stumper for people trying to solve it.
You get shot for getting too handsy, especially with the sensitive fat guy. Or just looking at the art. Or, hell, when someone asks you to get them a drink from the bar. But then you get to try to shoot people for returning the wrong book. So it's all good.
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Kid drowns in the sea, fortunately his boat can talk.