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Was it this phone: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/07/the-maga-targeted-freedom-phone-has-a-breathtaking-amount-of-red-flags/

I'd probably walk out if I saw that thing. Not sure they ever sold any though.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Avoid all this nonsense by getting a Palm Pilot.

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[–] spiderkle@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

that's phoneshaming!

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

Nah show your weird tech worship res flags on the first date please

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Is this an American thing? I've never heard of this (in Canada).

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[–] wellee@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Nobody actually does this.

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[–] donut4ever@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Women with Android phones are hot af, just sayin'.

[–] Bruce_Wayne@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

My fiancé had a Pixel 3 when we first starting dating, when the 6 was already out by then. Tbh dgaf, he's smart and a phone doesn't equate to a good personality.

[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This isn't real, but would be a great acid test.

I wouldn't want to have anything to do with a woman that shallow.

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Katarina, @Kkatarinako

Men, do yourself a favor:

If you own an Android phone,

Wait at least three dates before using it in front of her.

I can't even count on my both hands

How many stories I've heard from women

That curved the perfect man just because he had an android phone

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