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[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Introduce me to the meat worm.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 15 points 1 year ago

The meat worm!

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

twosentencegenius (i dont get it pls explain)

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The meat worm also likes to browse lemmy

Lemmy is finally going mainstream 🥰🥰

[–] Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

That tingle on your booty hole is the ~~tape~~meat worm

[–] Vegasimov@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago

Truly one of the worst subs Reddit ever produced

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

All those downvotes were from the meat worm.

[–] verdare@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

Not the meat worm!

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The tadpole gives me superpowers though!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Does it? Or is that just what the tadpole wants you to think? You're actually just in a modern day hospital bed, in a coma, slowly dying to a parasite literally eating your brain matter. The fantasy world full of magical races is actually just the schizophrenic delusions of your dying mind.

But it's worth it for the wild crazy Illithid sex.

haha tadpole mind laser goes pew pew

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lol'ed. Yours is the only two sentence horror I've ever liked.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 5 points 1 year ago

I am a charlatan and a hack

[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)