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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would the other option be though "No, I don't believe in errors" ?

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it were up to me, I'd say a catastrophic failure requires an "Oh Shit!" button.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back in the early 2000's I had the windows error sound play Neo saying "Oh shit!" from the Matrix. After a while, it just got annoying though.

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

you gave tourette's to the poor computer

[–] arandomthought@vlemmy.net 10 points 1 year ago

Guess we're in dire need of a "Well shit..." button.

[–] omgarm@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's because it's a windows product and users have accepted these errors.

[–] dontblink@feddit.it 5 points 1 year ago

My favorite one is "There is an issue"

[–] RandomTypek@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

catastrophic failure? meh, it is what it is

[–] bye_reddit@lemmyrs.org 4 points 1 year ago

It looks like a C++ error where you forgot a ; at the line end

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Click the X instead to not give the satisfaction