this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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[–] lyth@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wonder what it sounds like to physically speak something in parentheses

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt (which was the style at the time).

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

There's a slight change in tone.

[–] Donut@leminal.space 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ah yes, the real estate agent that gets startled when you open the door for them. Rare breed.

Edit: I guess they didn't say they answered the door, just the knocks.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There is an odd similarity between 4chan green texts and linkedin lunatics that I have only just noticed.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Definitely a formula that they seem to follow.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago

It’s the fake estate agents you have to worry about.