A waiter brings baverage of questionable qualty to a customer.
Customer: "What even is it? Coffee or tea?"
Waiter: "Can't you tell?"
Customer: "No!!"
Waiter: "But then, why do you care?"

[–] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has the energy of one of those old Soviet jokes

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

That's because it is.

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 15 points 1 year ago

I love these lol

[–] CaffeinatedBookDragon@nerdculture.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@dulce_3t_decorum_3st

life is hard enough. Why are you making me choose between two delicious cups of life-sustaining plant brews?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is that you drink hemp tea? The latter half of my handle approves, the former prefers fly agaric.

[–] CaffeinatedBookDragon@nerdculture.de 2 points 1 year ago

@Viking_Hippie

I'm rather square. I was thinking more along the lines of the coffee tree and the tea tree.

Forgot hemp tea could be a thing. Never tried it.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

You see Abigail, this is why you're still single. Now bring me some coffee.

[–] Kalcifer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

!trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca

[–] TheCee@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Time to shitpost.