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Frozen embryos are “children,” according to Alabama’s Supreme Court
(arstechnica.com)
Someone think of the embryos!
A group of Alabama residents decide to rob a bank. They put on their ski masks, grab their guns, run in, yell for everyone to get down and they start looking for the vault. They ransack every office, but all they find are some fancy coolers. Tired from the search and hot from wearing ski masks in Alabama, they open one of them up to find a bunch of cool refreshing yogurt. They drink it, cool off a bit, and then they go looking for the manager. They find this nice looking guy in a suit and tie:
"Hey, are you the manager of this bank?", they yell, pointing a gun at his face.
"Yes sir, I am", the guy is shaking and scared, but tries to keep calm.
"Take us to your vault, right fucking now!"
"Vault? Sir this is a sperm bank"
Cannibalism is getting trendy again
The biggest surprise to me is that Alabama has a Supreme Court.
Thank a christian for this.
Yes, and I'm the Queen of France
So would they count as dependents for tax purposes?
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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