Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they make up everything!

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[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 24 points 1 year ago

My knowledge about atoms? Very little.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

12 atoms of sodium walk into a bar.

Followed by Batman.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Isn't it 16?

[–] dbaner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Took me way too long to get that

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What's atom favorite season? it's autumn