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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I can't imagine the thundering applause the mindless morons will erupt into when Tim Cook announces on stage that you'll be able to customize your home screen.

iPhones are super popular...? What a fucking joke

[–] Nurgle@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We’re going to need 50CCs of fresh grass stat.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How often do you go outside and how long do you spend out there?

[–] Nurgle@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I walk about three or four miles a day and now that it’s spring I’m gardening most days too.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ok I walk about 7 miles a day and when the weather is nice that's mostly outdoors. So yeah I don't need to "touch grass" since I already do.

[–] Nurgle@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well then maybe therapy might be a valid next step. Good luck!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're defending apple on the Internet and recommending therapy to a stranger based on a sentence so I don't think I'd get too high and mighty.

[–] Nurgle@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I didn’t defend, let alone mention Apple? You're calling people morons and making up little scenarios to make yourself mad, all for a phone you don’t even use. No ones high or mighty, you just obviously seem like you’d benefit from talking to someone.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What a helpful suggestion. I'll get right on that after I tell my boss I no longer have to test on piece of shit iPhone because someone with a username that sounds like a death sound said so. I'll be sure and tell my therapist that I've imagined years of wwdc steams because again, neck gurgle says so.

Any more stunning, totally non condescending and non simping insights for me?

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[–] Cuntessera@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I know people have been horny for this for the longest time - just like the app drawer, but honestly if I wanted this, I would’ve bought an Android phone. I need a way to disable the shitty app drawer and this upcoming “feature” cuz I never asked for it.

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