this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In heinzsight, it should've been obvious...

[–] ours@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

It's obvious once someone spiled the beans.

[–] capital@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago
[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The government is already planning to infiltrate lemmy

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They already infiltrated lemmy.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait a sec, are you the government? You have to tell us if you are.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] eatham@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Which show is this from? I recognize it but just can't remember

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Good Place. In my opinion one of the top shows made in the past 10 years.

[–] eatham@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

That was a really good show.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Always assume your instance is run by the CIA, and it's just you with a bunch of chat bots

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dead internet theory or the government thinks there are people here to track. What a paradox, lol

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 months ago

Unless dear reader, you are in a simulation. The writer of this comment, and everyone you've ever met might just be NPCs in your situation.

[–] Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

Lemmy.world would like a word

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 10 points 5 months ago
[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

The government, hiding magical fruit!

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 months ago

Dude... I don't have near enough toast...

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The literal seeds of destruction

[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Planted inside every vegan.

[–] Dempf@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] variants@possumpat.io 11 points 5 months ago

Again? It never ended, you just got so used to it you didn't notice

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Heinz?? I knew John Kerry was involved in this!

[–] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 5 months ago

Imagine the big bean morsel you could bite into

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

The question is are the beans in those cans normal size or are they giant sized?