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The original was posted on /r/MuseumOfReddit by [deleted] on 2017-05-15 14:39:46+00:00.

Original post by /u/lordtuts, promising to tattoo the next day's top post on his ass

The users battled it out, competing to get to the top of the front page of /r/me_irl.

An example post:

"The bee movie script but it gets tattooed on /u/lordtuts ass"

Then, this happened...

/u/lordtuts refuses to deliver

Mods respond in anger:

/u/Ughable: "You're a no-good scam artist. You told us you'd put a meme on a butt, but you've only put your butt into our memes."

/u/andreaplanbee: "banned"

Other users' responses:

/u/typical__throwaway: "I think you just ruined your reddit life, people will downvote everything you post."

/u/fuckiforgotmyaccount: "It was you who was bamboozled! We all acted enthused so you would actually consider it!"

/u/TheStrawberryRodeo: "It may have been fake internet points, but the trust was real"

Later, /u/lordtuts got taken to /r/KarmaCourt. The post became the subreddit's top post of all time.

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The original was posted on /r/MuseumOfReddit by /u/UnholyDemigod on 2017-05-02 12:19:13+00:00.

In September 09, a reddit user known as /u/SpontaneousH made a post in /r/iama about his first use of heroin. He snorted some and thought it was great, but was going to avoid doing it again to avoid becoming addicted. Within a fortnight, he was addicted and injecting. Within a month, he'd been admitted to a psychiatric hospital, due to overdosing on fentanyl (basically super heroin), diphenhydramine (antihistamines), pregbalin (epilepsy medication), temazepam (a psychoactive), and oxymorphone (another opioid), and required several doses of Narcan (an anti opioid) to be revived. Two days later, he was off to rehab. During the year that he spent posting these updates, they mostly flew under the radar, and most everyone who actually saw them forgot about them, until 7 years later, he dropped in with another update to say he's been clean for almost 6 years, and that his life is going well.

This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.

The original was posted on /r/MuseumOfReddit by /u/UnholyDemigod on 2017-05-02 12:19:13+00:00.

In September 09, a reddit user known as /u/SpontaneousH made a post in /r/iama about his first use of heroin. He snorted some and thought it was great, but was going to avoid doing it again to avoid becoming addicted. Within a fortnight, he was addicted and injecting. Within a month, he'd been admitted to a psychiatric hospital, due to overdosing on fentanyl (basically super heroin), diphenhydramine (antihistamines), pregbalin (epilepsy medication), temazepam (a psychoactive), and oxymorphone (another opioid), and required several doses of Narcan (an anti opioid) to be revived. Two days later, he was off to rehab. During the year that he spent posting these updates, they mostly flew under the radar, and most everyone who actually saw them forgot about them, until 7 years later, he dropped in with another update to say he's been clean for almost 6 years, and that his life is going well.

Lemmit bot kinda broke on this one.

Will fix later.