SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD STALKS A THING THAT IS...

An agent from a distant planet has been sent to earth to ship large quantities of blood to his world. He comes equipped with an interstellar matter transmitter, telepathic mind-control powers, and death-ray eyes. Because he is affected by a blood disease, he gains control of the town's physician and has him place a nurse at his disposal.

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WHEN SHE BARES HER CLAWS.. YOU'LL CRINGE WITH FEAR!

Siberia, 1953, Ilsa is the commandant of Gulag 14, where she tortures and kills Soviet political prisoners. Her reign of terror comes to an end when the prisoners rebel upon hearing the news of Josef Stalin's death.

Montreal, 1977. Andrei Chikorin, a former prisoner at Gulag 14, accompanies a Russian sports team as their coach. The players ask for a night off and Chikorin accompanies them to a brothel. Once there, he is shocked to find out that the brothel's madam is none other than Ilsa, who is now in the process of forcibly taking over the operations of the local Mafia.

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HE'S JUST CRAZY 'BOUT THIS STORE!

The overnight stock crew of a local supermarket find themselves being stalked and slashed by a mysterious maniac.

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THE GREEN SLIME ARE COMING!

After destroying a giant asteroid heading towards Earth, a group of scientists unknowingly bring back a strange green substance that soon mutates into a monster.

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IMAGINE A COP WHO CAN READ YOUR MIND... THEN BLOW IT AWAY.

Rookie cop Sam Staziak has a unique gift: he is a Scanner, which gives him the power to read the thoughts of others, and also to inflict great bodily harm. When a mad scientist begins using mind control to murder police officers, Sam realizes that only he and his unique gift can put an end to the mayhem.

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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THE WORLD! HE WAS THEIR JUDGE.. JURY.. AND EXECUTIONER!

A depraved religious fanatic sets out to punish all the "immoral" women who have posed for the center-fold of a men's magazine.

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"A warning to the rich: Get Off Our Backs!"

Also released in the US as "Slumfighter" which is a far superior title, but I guess they wanted people to think of "Death Wish." Basically there are there good honest people living in this tenement who are being oppressed by The Man, "but they can only take so much before they are forced to fight!" If nothing else, check out the original trailer, which is gold from beginning to end:

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDVmhGqx_mA
• https://invidious.materialio.us/watch?v=wDVmhGqx_mA

You'll note a universally low production quality, and even the fight choreography is poorly done. But the actors have some real physical skills, so you'll frequently see a decent leap, spin, or jump-kick. With a bit more money this could have reached "Bloodsport" levels. And the main theme is truly funky.

Summary: entertaining, if your expectations are as low as a landlord... That's a Promise!

• Full movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cIxPf3RDFU
• Find an invidious version: https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=-cIxPf3RDFU
• More info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165214/

THE FURY OF LEE TIMES THREE!

A brilliant professor gathers cells from the late Bruce Lee and creates three clones, who are trained in martial arts and sent out to fight crime.

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JUST SO YOU KNOW... THEY'RE SORRY FOR ANYTHING THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN

A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return no longer human. Can two college drop-outs save humanity from this silent, otherworldly invasion?

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CO-ED BEAUTY CAPTIVE OF MAN-MONSTER! CAMPUS TERROR! STUDENTS VICTIMS OF TERROR-BEAST!

The blood of a primitive fish exposed to gamma rays causes a benign research professor to regress to an ape-like, bloodthirsty Neanderthal man.

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A senator is targeted by the Pentangle, a right wing paramilitary group. His pal, a former CIA agent and martial artist, tries to help him. The group kidnaps the agent's sister and tries to hunt him down, "The Most Dangerous Game" style.

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RARE AND DANGEROUS SPECIES..

A naive, but brash (and sultry) teenage runaway finds herself lost and adrift in America. The lovely young lass runs afoul of a colorful array of evil oddballs who all treat her like an object.

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DO YOU DARE IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE.. THE LAST MAN ON EARTH.. OR THE LAST WOMAN.

Dr. Robert Morgan miraculously survives a horrific plague that kills nearly everyone on the planet. Unfortunately, the deceased do not stay in their graves and haunt the last few survivors.

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THERE'S TWO KINDS OF FOLKS IN THE TOWN OF PURGATORY. VAMPIRES AND LUNCH.

Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sun cream to protect themselves during the day. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences.

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THE SUPREME EXCITEMENT OF OUR TIME!

Scientist Cal Meacham solves a mysterious puzzle that allows him access to a highly secretive program - led by the mysterious Exeter - that has assembled the world's greatest scientific minds in an attempt to quickly learn how to generate and store nuclear power. But with the help of his colleagues, Meacham soon discovers that his host is not who he claims to be.

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SHE FOUND FULFILLMENT IN THE JUNGLE... WITH THE APE THAT WALKED LIKE A MAN!

Susan Jamison takes a group of men into the jungles of Kenya to look for her lost husband, but instead finds a tribe of caveman-looking "Near-Men" who all seem terribly attracted to her beautiful blond hair.

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Bernard is born with an extraordinary ear for music and becomes a classical musical conductor. One day, while on stage, he is struck by vivid hallucinations that cause him to see strange and mysterious characters. Among them, Bernard comes into contact with the head of a Saint Bernard dog, a priest and a girl named Miss Roadkill.

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Landera, an extraterrestrial freedom fighter, comes to Earth for the power source she needs to fight an intergalactic villain.

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Hal is proud of his white Chevrolet Sting Ray.
After going on a date with his 18-year old girlfriend, they are attacked by a bunch of Nazi-bikers. The bikers beat them and rape the girl. Later, Hal calls a friend of his, a martial arts teacher, for help. The same night, the teacher and his students attack the bikers and castrate their leader. Now, a cycle of vengeance has begun..

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SHE'S THE MEANEST CHICK IN TOWN!

A voluptuous vigilante takes a job as a high-class prostitute to get revenge on the mobsters who murdered her boyfriend.

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NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE. 70 MEMBERS OF THE CAST AND CREW WERE.

A naturalist living with big cats in East Africa expects a visit by his family of four from Chicago. A mix-up leaves him searching for his family, who have been left in the clutches of wild lions.

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EVIL THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES

On a tropical island, a young woman is seriously injured because of a prank gone wrong. Her spirit takes possession of a tiki doll, bringing it to life. It then begins killing those responsible for the prank.

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MOON MONSTERS LAUNCH ATTACK AGAINST EARTH!

Ro-Man, an alien robot who greatly resembles a gorilla in a diving helmet, is sent to earth to destroy all human life. Ro-Man falls in love with one of the last six remaining humans, and struggles to understand how his programming can instruct him to kill her while his heart demands that he can't.

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THEY LEARNED THEIR LESSON THE HARD WAY.

Catherine is innocent when locked up in Honeywell State Prison, a place so terrible cops claim it doesn't even exist! Her only hope of being freed lies with Victor and Dirk, who'll take on the prison single-handed if needed.

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The Russians and the Hong Kong authorities are after a mysterious rock which was discovered in Greece. The rock holds strange, supernatural powers, and accidentally falls into the hands of a young boy called Pan.

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