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At my local bar (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/piscesshamrock on 2024-10-05 03:54:05.

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Sexy time music (zerobytes.monster)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/ProxyOfHuman on 2024-10-05 03:24:13.

Preface: I mostly ask Alexa for Tswift, Dave Matthews, classical orchestral (for kids going to bed). Every now and again I'll dip into 90s alternative or Tool.

Actual story: The wife and I were sneaking off for some "alone time" while the kids were occupied. I asked Alexa to play Dave to help mask the "intimacy". Nicole wasn't in a Dave mood so asked to "play some music". Alexa responded "playing a custom playlist for you". Then silence. Whatevs, Alexa is temperamental. So I just repeat that, "Alexa play a custom playlist for me". This bitch has the nerve in the midst of a rare sexy time to respond "sure, playing emo trance".

I think we both laughed a solid 5 minutes.

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OG just needed a new homie (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/uncle_russell_90 on 2024-10-05 02:54:21.

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Was trying to show her new haircut to my wife… (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/SoulSorcerers on 2024-10-05 01:22:16.

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Anyone for fish (?) and chips (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Wise-Difference6156 on 2024-10-05 00:46:34.

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My mom said something to me (zerobytes.monster)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Mean_Intention6896 on 2024-10-05 00:22:16.

because I wore clothes with open breasts I responded, ‘It’s okay, there’s nothing to see anyway,’ and my mom grabbed me and said, ‘People will know that.TT 🤣

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New Lawn Decoration (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/LettuceSad1510 on 2024-10-04 23:09:42.

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Reporter doesn't realize he's live at the start of police chase 😂 (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/TLKim on 2024-10-04 22:26:47.

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I wonder what's on the menu... (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Terrible-Bird-3675 on 2024-10-04 21:33:55.

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Having fun with storm damage (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/abhulet on 2024-10-04 20:47:22.

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My dinosaur obsessed 6-year-old drew this, and I have no explanation (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/BootToTheHeadNahNah on 2024-10-04 20:23:38.

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Well, I've been using this wrong (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/BootToTheHeadNahNah on 2024-10-04 19:30:22.

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Anyone know a good vet? 🫣 (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Dlairt on 2024-10-04 19:25:41.

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Will You Be There (on the beach) (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Few_Simple9049 on 2024-10-04 18:23:01.

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Accidental comedy (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/hold-on-pain-ends on 2024-10-04 16:35:54.

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Quick Hair Fix (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Ok_Astronaut447 on 2024-10-04 16:06:52.

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especially at work (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/eOne_two-3 on 2024-10-04 15:43:30.

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Playing charades on train platform while waiting for train (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/wiedziu on 2024-10-04 14:48:53.

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They definitely thought that its one of them😂 (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/warnezy on 2024-10-04 14:17:33.

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I guess Tommy and Gina won't be livin on a prayer anymore. (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/KW-DadJoker on 2024-10-04 14:09:14.

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Savagery on live TV (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Secret_Agent_666 on 2024-10-04 14:06:58.

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"Peaked in high school" Support Group (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/mrmailbox on 2024-10-04 13:19:04.

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Great warning sign (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/KrazyKittygotthatnip on 2024-10-04 13:02:43.

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He’s coming for your bacon (old.reddit.com)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/BruscarRooster on 2024-10-04 10:07:28.

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Germany got condiment rizz (i.redd.it)

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/TenesmusSupreme on 2024-10-04 08:46:05.