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What if some exam questions are placed by the government to solve real world problems? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Why is it abundantly evident that Linux surpasses Windows with its unparalleled flexibility and robust security features, leaving Windows users stuck in a cycle of system crashes & endless updates? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Why does Windows outshine Linux in every aspect, sparing users from the headache of navigating through the labyrinth of Linux's convoluted interfaces and the elitist attitudes of its devoted fanbase? (hilariouschaos.com)
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What do your sneezes taste like ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Is it wrong that I enjoy listening to the monsters under my bed when they're having sex ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Also tapped their phone. They're son Josh got denied a scholarship at monsters Inc. Dad's pissed. I get that, but he's not a very nurturing father.

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How do I overcome my scat compulsions? [serious] (lemm.ee)
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It mostly happens when I'm stressed and driving with the radio off. I'll just be minding my own business and BAM! I'm 5 minutes into a scat singing solo which lasts until I reach my destination. It doesn't matter how long the journey is, I've stretched it for over an hour wile stuck in traffic once. Sometimes it's a lilting melodic solo, sometimes it's 30 minutes of unhinged post bop madness.

Please help me!

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Question to the people who have blocked me, why won't you respond ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Did you all know that 99.7% of lava is imaginary? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Question for the Linux users of Lemmy, Why is Windows superior to Linux ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Bonus question: How long have you been an amateur with zero knowledge of computers ?

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¿ƃuᴉop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ suɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ (hilariouschaos.com)
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Why don't both basketball teams just work together so they can score more points lmafo (hilariouschaos.com)
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If this gets 50 upvotes I'll delete my account (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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How old are you and why? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Blind people of Lemmy, DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Do you mind ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Why are bicycles, apples, food, cell phones, rocks, paper towels, air, the land, the sea, oxygen, milk, vitamin C, Tupperware, bandaides, Jafar from aladdin, and my quarter collection racist? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Is it gay if two men spend the night scissoring and rubbing anal gland juices all over each other, the bed sheets and the curtains? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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I can see you (hilariouschaos.com)
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Turn around

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Whats Your go to strategy when disguising yourself as a boiled egg? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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I've got guacamole in my ass, what should I do ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Showering isn't an option

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Why do most heterosexual men have creamy thighs ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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And do you need a butter knife ?

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Shouldn't the word 'gamer', be pronounced Gay-mer ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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What lullaby do you serenade to your homies once you're done milking them ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Are you French kissing your father enough ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He deserves better

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Are women irrational because of their lack of accountability? or because of their lack of intelligence ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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This question is ONLY for the guys please. I need factual answers and not a dissertation about your period please. See ? I said please.

Oh and uh, can you wash the dishes, pick up the dry cleaning, and maybe keep yourself busy vacuuming?

Sorry, it's nothing personal, just no second class citizens allowed.

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