The Onion

4782 readers
1788 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
listing: all - local
1101
0
BREAKING: Our Intern Is Being Forced Into A Hunger Strike Until Twitter Lifts Our Ban (www.theonion.com)
submitted 2 years ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
0 comments fedilink
1102
2
BREAKING: ‘The Onion’ Has Purchased A 0.000000125% Stake In Twitter And Is Demanding A Seat On The Board (www.theonion.com)
submitted 2 years ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
0 comments fedilink
1103
0
Job Creationist Believes There Only One True CEO Who Made All Jobs From On High (www.theonion.com)
submitted 2 years ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
0 comments fedilink
1104
0
Lawyer Explains That Just Because You Accidentally Kill Santa Doesn't Mean You’re Legally Obligated To Take His Place (www.theonion.com)
submitted 3 years ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
0 comments fedilink
1105
0
Smithsonian Acquires Coat Hanger Neil Armstrong And Buzz Aldrin Used To Get Back Inside Lunar Module After Locking Selves Out (www.theonion.com)
submitted 3 years ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
0 comments fedilink