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too much carbonation. they'd notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.
Cold brew might work and look better
This guy fucks.
Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.
Equally unhinged as the soy sauce
use coffee
Gross. Who sips coffee?
You should fill a Starbucks cup with soy sauce and sip that.
Genuine question, is your mouth made from asbestos that you can guzzle hot beverages without sipping?
Genius!!
It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher
CaN yoU TaSTe ThE eLecTRolYteS??
Go with iced tea. It's not carbonated. Plus, like soy sauce, it's also brewed.