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Anon goes out with friends (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Switchblade@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An hero means suicide.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I kind of figured, but not really how.

But through the power of internet search I found out:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

He was an hero!

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Someone hacked Henderson’s MySpace page and gave him the face of a zombie. Someone placed an iPod on Henderson’s grave, took a picture and posted it to /b/. Henderson’s face was appended to dancing iPods, spinning iPods, hardcore porn scenes. A dramatic re-enactment of Henderson’s demise appeared on YouTube, complete with shattered iPod. The phone began ringing at Mitchell’s parents’ home. “It sounded like kids,” remembers Mitchell’s father, Mark Henderson, a 44-year-old I.T. executive. “They’d say, ‘Hi, this is Mitchell, I’m at the cemetery.’ ‘Hi, I’ve got Mitchell’s iPod.’ ‘Hi, I’m Mitchell’s ghost, the front door is locked. Can you come down and let me in?’ ” He sighed. “It really got to my wife.” The calls continued for a year and a half.

Fuckin yikes. All that because of a typo.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow. The Internet is really and truly fucked.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Oh sweeypeaches69 you're just skimming the surface...