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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait to meet the Israeli Julian Assange and Edward Snowden.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you also in a secret prison in Israel? What a coincidence

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

What's really scary to me is that I'm pretty confident the next Al Qaeda is having its origin story right now.