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why isn't it ok? why???? (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 3 months ago by listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/75583

why isn't it ok? why????

Meme "the number of people who think this is an abomination" over a photo of a USB-A to USB-A cable, "but think this is perfectly acceptable" over a photo of a USB-C to USB-C cable, "makes me sick."

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[–] lengau@midwest.social 147 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I believe the common terms now are "domme" and "sub"

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell if this is real life or sarcasm....

Did I really miss the memo on this one?

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No that's the lingo the professionals use these days

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can confirm, I'm called sub at work

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah yeah, I've heard that offices are rolling out a new role of office cumdump. Glad to hear from someone already in the role

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

journalctl --cumdump

[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

I'm going to refer to myself as USB-B from now on