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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs help reading a social situation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dudinax@programming.dev 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Communication. How does that work?

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You have one brief interaction and then spend the next two eternities pondering what that was, draw all sorts of baseless conclusions without attempting to contact the other person to ask for more information. I'm very good at it, been doing it for 30+ years.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 3 months ago

What you don't just hyperventilate when a member of the opposite sex smiles at you? What are you doing on this website, you're weirdo