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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon needs help reading a social situation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I got to love 4chan because it just reminds me the fact that I'm a catch, apparently.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Catch?

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Rooted from "plenty of fish in the sea" and fishings "catch and release" fishing. It's common to have maximum catch limits while fishing, so you will release fish back into the water if you do not intend to keep it. A catch is anyone that you intend to hang onto, or state steadily. This user is saying they are valuable to date.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

i think he means he plays baseball and always catches the ball