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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] You_are_dust@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I actually do this as well because I've been told so much about guys looking at boobs when talking to women. I make extra effort to keep eye contact. So because of that I've been told "it's intense." That's from people that know me so that is probably the polite version.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No matter what you do, it's wrong. Thus we revert to rule 1 and 2; be attractive

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hold on, you messed up the rules. 2 is don't be unattractive.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

Oh damn, that's why I'm not getting any chicks

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

You also have to break eye contact periodically. Body language is complex.