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Anon doesn't like Shrek (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 115 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The jokes were less about his height directly and more about how he was so self-centered, egotistical, power-corrupt (and insecure!) that he had to overcompensate for said height at every possible opportunity.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also he's supposed to look like wait Walt Disney, right?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, Michael Eisner, the then-CEO of Disney, whom Dreamworks founder Jeffrey Katzenberg fell out with while he worked at Disney.

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Yes. At Disney Eisner was called Lord Fuckwad behind his back. Hence Lord Farquaad.