A Boring Dystopia

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submitted 2 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

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Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks' head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 136 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Go there every day and ask for a water. It's free, but you're costing them a tiny amount each time.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 129 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well you gotta use up all their water first

[–] errer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am.. Captain Protest!

[–] nolefan33@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Insurance will cover it, so you’re just hurting everyone else who has to pay for insurance.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 19 points 2 months ago

Also grab something on the way out and don't pay for it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Use the bathroom and flush four times!