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[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago (4 children)

How people think wizards would talk:

Behold! I have unfurled powers beyond mortal comprehension!

How wizards would actually talk:

If I hear, “why don’t you just channel the infernal essence through an ephemeral plane?” one more goddamn time from someone who hasn’t actually read the fucking rune diagrams, I’m going to lose my shit.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 14 points 3 months ago

In other words, wizards do exist, they are just called IT specialists.

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