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Anon drives a bus (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My bike has fallen into a swimming pool while switched on (don't ask)

You're not the boss of me. What happened?

[–] holgersson@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The bike felt the battery heating up and wanted to cool down

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why I never buy sapient vehicles. That and the whole "is this slavery?" issue.

[–] holgersson@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want my vehicle to be sapient enough to moan when I whip it

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago