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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

DOD’s job is to defend the USA. Taylor Swift is a major asset of the USA.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is she going to be in CiVII? Does someone's uncle work with Sid Meier?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

Or, if you read the article, you would know that it's more about the threat of terrorism, which recently led her to cancel some concerts.

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They‘re protecting billionaires first and foremost and she is a billionaire.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

As an American citizen who survived a major disaster abroad, you might be surprised how very little the US cares about its citizens.