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[–] Lets_Eat_Grandma@lemm.ee 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"I don't have much money left"

Proceeds to get 25 million in funding for his new company. Come the fuck on guy, you live a life practically nobody else does. Even if you were left with a paltry 50 million after you were kicked out of the company you drove into the ground with predatory subscription tactics. That's more than enough for you, your kids, and your grandkids to all live on comfortably... but no, you have over quadruple that.

Selling the 55 million dollar home just made sense because it wasn't making money for him the same way cash would.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 0 points 2 months ago

A starving camel is still bigger than a horse