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Anon comes out to his religious parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Rivalarrival 46 points 2 weeks ago

Parents were upset kid said he was gay.

Parents paid dude to get kid to say he wasn't gay.

Dude convinced kid to say he wasn't gay.

Dude 100% delivered, and is entitled to the negotiated fee.