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Anon comes out to his religious parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Edited it in

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's funny that his parents were mad about it. I can just imagine them going, "Look, I know we talked about how sexuality isn't a choice... but can't you just choose to like dicks? It would make the conversations with the neighbors so much easier."

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

His dad actually said "but we were so nice about it!"