When people think a bidet is stupid, I always ask: If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

Not to mention it's less irritating for ur bum

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

lick it off like a cat

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If only

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey, that's mine. You can't have it.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

🥺👉👈

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