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[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Granted. Being truly clean will of course demand sterilization. As part of a daily cleaning cycle the house seals itself and becomes an autoclave. The building becomes pressurized and the temperature is raised to 270 degrees fahrenheit for 20 minutes. You'll probably wanna be gone when it happens.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Truly incredible