The Monkey's Paw

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Does it at least make sure the ashes get swept up?

I lived in a place with some spooky electricity. Both the hot water heater and the dishwasher tried to light themselves on fire.